The following was sent to me via e-mail. I find it hilarious.
Sam V wishes to enhance his reputation by publishing a series of stamps with his portraits. 1 month after the launch, Sam V surveys its sales.
Post Office Chief: Not bad... but quite a number complain that the glue is not strong enough.
Sam V : Really...?
He spits at the back of the stamp and sticks the stamp on an envelope.
Sam V : The glue is ok.
Post Office Chief: But... every one spits on the face of the stamp ....
Midnight, DPM went for supper and bumped into a robber.
Robber: Give me all your money!!
DPM was very angry.
DPM : I am the honorable Deputy Prime Minister! Better behave yourself.
Robber: Well, then ... return all my money!!
One fine day, PM and parliament members were on the way to a meeting where they were involved in an accident and were rushed to the hospital.The reporters were at the hospital. The doctor shook his head, "We have done our best to rescue the PM but ..."
Reporters: How about DPM?
Doctor : We were unable to rescue him either ...
Reporters: Who have you saved?
The doctor was excited: Malaysia is saved now!
(This is mean....but stil amusing!)
Sam V visited the psychiatric hospital. All the patients cheered for him but there is one patient who ignored Sam V
Sam V: Why does he not welcome me?
Doc : He is normal today (not insane)
Election campaign time -- an accident.
A farmer saw the acident and rushed to the scene but all the passengers were dead. He buried all the passengers (who were all politicians) .
A few days later, a policeman came to investigate. He found the farmer and asked where all the politicians were.
Policeman: Have they all died?
Farmer : hmmm......, Sam V was screaming that he is still alive when I buried him
Policeman: Why did you bury him anyway?
Farmer : Because Sam V never tells the truth