SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL, 
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Not forgetting......
HIV
Hair is Vanishing!
Saturday, February 28, 2009
AIDS Warning!!
SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A remedy that will cure our financial illness and help us recover our financial health
SOME THOUGHT by WARREN BUFFET
Hard work : All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.
Laziness : A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.
Earnings : Never depend on a single source of income.
Spending : If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.
Savings : Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.
Accounting : It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.
Auditing : Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.
Risk-taking : Never test the depth of the river with both feet.
Investment : Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Copied from Mat Cendana's Blog Review
Hard work : All hard work brings profit; but mere talk leads only to poverty.
Laziness : A sleeping lobster is carried away by the water current.
Earnings : Never depend on a single source of income.
Spending : If you buy things you don't need, you'll soon sell things you need.
Savings : Don't save what is left after spending; Spend what is left after saving.
Accounting : It's no use carrying an umbrella, if your shoes are leaking.
Auditing : Beware of little expenses; a small leak can sink a large ship.
Risk-taking : Never test the depth of the river with both feet.
Investment : Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Copied from Mat Cendana's Blog Review
Saturday, February 14, 2009
European English....OH GAWD!
A Commission has just announced that English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
THINK
Comedian George Carlin’s viewpoint and the message that comes with it seem so appropriate.
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider highways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour.
We conquered outer space but not inner space.
We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less.
We plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.
These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.
A time when technology can bring this message to you, and you have a choice of either sharing this insight or just ignore it.
Just take a moment and THINK about it.
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider highways, but narrower viewpoints.
We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less.
We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.
We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We've added years to life not life to years.
We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour.
We conquered outer space but not inner space.
We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.
We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less.
We plan more, but accomplish less.
We've learned to rush, but not to wait.
We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships.
These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes.
These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill.
It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom.
A time when technology can bring this message to you, and you have a choice of either sharing this insight or just ignore it.
Just take a moment and THINK about it.
Monday, February 9, 2009
ONE OF MANY JOKES ON DEPOSED MB
The recent political goings on in Perak have been the subject to many jokes. Here is a good one!
Saturday, February 7, 2009
APE KE HE NYE YEOP!
Paduka Seri Sultan dah bertitah....Yeop N, N, N, N masih juge nak bantah. Dah gile gamaknye. Udah udah le tu Yeop! Elok le muhasabah dighi.
Pase pulok nak mengelupo? Mase Yeop Bote lompat masuk kandang Yeop N bukan main lagi dialu alukan...dibolehkan. Tapi bile puok puok Yeop N lompat keluo daghi kandang deme...tak boleh pulok diteghime? Ape ke he nye Yeop?
Allah itu maha adil. Terimalah apa yang terjadi ini sebagai ketentuan Ilahi. Semuanya patut muhasabah diri. Apabila musibah datang, pasti ada sebabnya. Allah memberi peringatan kepada kita, makhluk ciptaannya. Jangan terlalu taksub dengan kuasa di dunia sehingga lupa bahawa semuanya itu hanya sementara.
Amat menyedihkan apabila melihat umat Islam khususnya bangsa Melayu diperkudakan di Perak. Yang berdemo tu ada yang datang dari Pantai Timur. Sanggup tinggalkan tugas mencari rezeki untuk keluarga. Untuk apa???
Tak payah lah cakap pasal prinsip. Tatkala diri dicampakkan ke dalam lokap dan dapor tidak lagi berasap, adakah di antara N, N, N, N tu nak bantu? Cermin lah diri. Anda berjuang untuk N yang tinggal di mahligai indah, yang tak kerja pun dananya melimpah ruah. Kerjanya tak sudah sudah menimbulkan kekecohan di sana sini.
Semua penderhaka penderhaka ini patut dibuang negeri, jangan dibenarkan masuk ke negeri Perak. Lalu pu tak boleh!
Pase pulok nak mengelupo? Mase Yeop Bote lompat masuk kandang Yeop N bukan main lagi dialu alukan...dibolehkan. Tapi bile puok puok Yeop N lompat keluo daghi kandang deme...tak boleh pulok diteghime? Ape ke he nye Yeop?
Allah itu maha adil. Terimalah apa yang terjadi ini sebagai ketentuan Ilahi. Semuanya patut muhasabah diri. Apabila musibah datang, pasti ada sebabnya. Allah memberi peringatan kepada kita, makhluk ciptaannya. Jangan terlalu taksub dengan kuasa di dunia sehingga lupa bahawa semuanya itu hanya sementara.
Amat menyedihkan apabila melihat umat Islam khususnya bangsa Melayu diperkudakan di Perak. Yang berdemo tu ada yang datang dari Pantai Timur. Sanggup tinggalkan tugas mencari rezeki untuk keluarga. Untuk apa???
Tak payah lah cakap pasal prinsip. Tatkala diri dicampakkan ke dalam lokap dan dapor tidak lagi berasap, adakah di antara N, N, N, N tu nak bantu? Cermin lah diri. Anda berjuang untuk N yang tinggal di mahligai indah, yang tak kerja pun dananya melimpah ruah. Kerjanya tak sudah sudah menimbulkan kekecohan di sana sini.
Semua penderhaka penderhaka ini patut dibuang negeri, jangan dibenarkan masuk ke negeri Perak. Lalu pu tak boleh!
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